The Horny Toad Guest House - Simpson Bay
18.0401, -63.10109
Located around a 5-minute stroll from Bobby's Marina, The Horny Toad Guest House Simpson Bay offers Wi-Fi throughout the property and parking. This 3-star aparthotel is a good starting point for exploring Simpson Bay, including Mary Star of the Sea Church, which is approximately 700 feet away.
Location
Le Grand Marche is located within arm's reach of the Simpson Bay hotel, and Princess Juliana International airport is approximately a 5-minute drive away. You can visit Tropicana Princess Casino that is about 25 minutes' walk from the beachfront Horny Toad Guest House. The Simpson Bay property is also quite close to the Caribbean Sea. Marigot Market is 2.1 miles from The Horny Toad Guest House.
Rooms
Each of the 8 rooms is furnished with soundproof windows, featuring an air conditioner. There is also a microwave oven, a kitchenware, and glassware.
Eat & Drink
You may walk 5 minutes to Abu Ghazi Shwarma or eat by Burger King, located only 5 minutes' walk away.
Leisure & Business
Additionally, staying at the hotel, active guests can enjoy a golf course on site.
Rooms and availability
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Max:2 persons
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Max:2 persons
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Sea view
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Shower
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Coffee machine
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Max:2 persons
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Sea view
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Shower
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Coffee machine
Essential information about The Horny Toad Guest House
| 💵 Lowest room price | 171 US$ |
| 📏 Distance to center | 1.0 mi |
| 🗺️ Location rating | 10.0 |
| ✈️ Distance to airport | 2.1 mi |
| 🧳 Nearest airport | Princess Juliana International, sxm |
Location
- City landmarks
- Nearby
- Restaurants
- Hotels nearby
Reviews of The Horny Toad Guest House
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missingWrote a review on Nov 06stunning viewsslow wi-fi
Stunning views from the balcony were breathtaking each morning.
The Wi-Fi connection was frustratingly slow in the evenings.
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missingWrote a review on Aug 20hospitalitybeach access
a perfect beach getaway with generous hosts and clean spaces
Warm hospitality, pristine beach, inviting atmosphere.
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missingWrote a review on Aug 05beachfront accesshelpful staffcozy atmosphere
A Slice of Paradise for Couples
We enjoyed a wonderful five-night stay in a cozy one-bedroom suite. The beach was just steps away, perfect for morning strolls. The large kitchen allowed us to prepare breakfast while basking in stunning sunrises. A special thank you to Debbie for her helpfulness with our bags!
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missingWrote a review on Jun 17beach viewfamily-friendly poolkids' play area
The beach view from our King Suite was stunning! The local spots for food were awesome, too. Pure vacation vibes!
In my wife’s opinion, a kids' play area would have been great.
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missingWrote a review on Jun 14stunning viewsshort stay
Loved the stunning sea views, but we could only stay one night.
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missingWrote a review on Jun 14stunning sunriseshort stay
A Beachfront Gem to Savor
Waking up each morning to the stunning sunrise across the ocean was unforgettable. The serene atmosphere and welcoming staff truly made my solo trip special.
It was hard to leave after just three nights. I wish I could have extended my stay to explore more local hidden gems.
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missingWrote a review on Jun 09local eatsoutdoor diningfriendly staffshort staylimited time
The culinary scene around Horny Toad is lit! I nibbled my way through local gems like The White Swan and chilled at Boca Marina, all just a short stroll away. Plus, the outdoor dining area was perfect for soaking up the vibes. Friendly staff and a clean place made this trip a foodie’s dream come true!
Honestly, we could have stayed forever! Just one night felt way too short to truly savor the experience and explore all the nearby bites.
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missingWrote a review on May 04breathtaking sceneryfree parkingbeach access
Would recommend for a whistle-stop
Fantastic view, delightful apartment, with breathtaking scenery that needs to be experienced to believe, along with free parking and beach access for easy exploration.
Can’t think of anything.
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missingWrote a review on Apr 30spacious suitewelcoming decornoisy nights
The one-bedroom suite offered ample space, allowing us to kick back after our explorations. Plenty of light streamed in during the day, giving a warm feel to the atmosphere and the decor was inviting, creating a cozy retreat.
Only being there for five nights felt too short, as the urge to extend our stay was almost unbearable. The location, albeit fantastic for access to the beach and nearby eateries, was also quite lively, which means you might encounter some noise at night if you're a light sleeper.
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