The Horny Toad Guest House - Simpson Bay

The Horny Toad Guest House - Simpson Bay

$$$$|View on mapSimpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin|
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The Horny Toad Guest House - Simpson Bay
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Overview

Welcome to the 3-Star Horny Toad Guest House: A Simpson Bay Gem

Nestled in the heart of Simpson Bay, the Horny Toad Guest House offers guests a serene stay right on the pristine 2.4 kilometer-long beach known for its soft sand and beautiful waters. This 3-star hotel in Simpson Bay stands out with its range of amenities catering to comfort and leisure. Its proximity to area attractions and convenient airport access further enhances its appeal as the ideal Simpson Bay accommodation for travelers.

Spacious and Comfortable Rooms Await

The Horny Toad Guesthouse provides 8 air-conditioned accommodations accessible via exterior corridors, ensuring privacy and ease of access. Each apartment boasts a spacious seating area adorned with a sofa and dining table, alongside a fully equipped kitchen that includes a refrigerator, an oven, a stovetop, and a microwave. The studios not only feature kitchenettes and wardrobes but are also enriched with air conditioning for a comfortable stay.

Delightful Dining Experiences at Horny Toad Guesthouse

Guests can appreciate the convenience of having fully equipped kitchens with full-sized refrigerators/freezers, stovetops, microwaves, and separate dining areas within their apartments. This feature allows for enjoyable in-room dining experiences, whether preparing a quick breakfast or a delightful dinner. The surrounding Simpson Bay area also offers a multitude of dining options catering to a variety of tastes.

Exclusive Services and Amenities at Horny Toad Guest House

This beach apartment building doesn't skimp on amenities that enhance the guest experience, such as a fitness center and barbecue grills. Visitors have the entire apartment to themselves, ensuring a private and relaxing stay. Additionally, the property is managed by a professional host, which guarantees high standards of service and maintenance.

Endless Entertainment and Leisure Activities

From snorkeling to windsurfing, guests have the opportunity to engage in a variety of activities making the most of the beautiful beachfront location. The provision of a barbecue and sun terrace at this 3-star hotel further invites guests to relax and enjoy the stunning sea views and tropical ambiance.

Prime Location and Convenient Transportation

Positioned directly on Simpson Bay Beach, the Horny Toad Guesthouse boasts an enviable location that's also walkable, allowing guests to easily explore the area's natural beauty, including nearby Kim Sha Beach. With Princess Juliana International Airport just 5 km away, travelers benefit from convenient transportation options. Additionally, the Mullet Bay Golf Course is a mere 2-minute drive, offering recreation opportunities for golfing enthusiasts. Situated on the idyllic shores of Simpson Bay, the 3-star the Horny Toad Guest House promises a tranquil and comfortable stay with its beachfront accommodations, comprehensive amenities, and convenient access to local attractions, making it a preferred choice for travelers seeking quality Simpson Bay resorts.

Good to know
Check-in/Check-out
from 15:00-21:00
from 08:00-11:00
Amenities
Public parking is possible on site for free.
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Other information
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Building
Number of rooms:8
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Rooms and availability

King Suite
  • Max:
    2 persons
  • Bed options:
    1 King Size Bed

Facilities

Main facilities

Wi-Fi
Free parking
Baggage storage
24-hour services
Food/ Drinks

Outdoor dining area

Laundry
Kitchen facilities

Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Check-in/ Check-out

VIP check-in/ -out

Sports & Fitness

  • Golf course

Services

  • Housekeeping
  • Car rental
  • Laundry
  • Tours/Ticket assistance
  • Grocery shopping service

Dining

  • Outdoor dining area

Children

  • Board games

Spa & Leisure

  • Beach access
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • BBQ facilities

Room view

  • Sea view

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Dining table
  • Ironing facilities

Self-catering

  • Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Media

  • AM/FM alarm clock
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Essential information about The Horny Toad Guest House

💵 Lowest room price 172 US$
📏 Distance to center 1.0 mi
🗺️ Location rating 10.0
✈️ Distance to airport 2.1 mi
🧳 Nearest airport Princess Juliana International, sxm

Location

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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A
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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A
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Reviews of The Horny Toad Guest House

8.4 /10
Great44 reviews
Location10.0
Facilities8.8
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  • Very good
    7.0

    Possibly the best and really amazing stay during holidays...

    BenUnited States of America, 
  • Very good
    7.4

    This is surely the best hip new hotel, especially helpful staff, huge rooms. The location is nice and excellent, right on the ocean. There's cool Gigi's relatively near the venue, make desserts etc. No reason to complain, I would go back in flash.

    CharlieUnited States of America, 
  • Perfect
    9.0

    Convenient Location 🌴

    This place is super close to shops, restaurants, and a cool market with lots of options. Plus, there's a great beach nearby. You can also walk to Kimsha Beach in just 20 minutes.

    R.United States of America, 
  • Perfect
    9.2

    The room has a separate bedroom and comes with a microwave, coffee/tea making equipment, and a refrigerator.

    JackUnited States of America, 
  • Very good
    7.2

    Room had an incredible view! 🌅

    JamesUnited States of America, 
  • Perfect
    9.4

    I had an incredible stay at this hotel! The value for money was unbeatable, especially considering the breathtaking view from my room. Waking up to the sound of waves crashing just a few meters away was pure bliss. The staff, particularly Debbie and Doug, were fantastic hosts who made me feel right at home. I also loved the convenient location, with plenty of restaurants, supermarkets, and shops nearby. This hotel truly exceeded my expectations!

    No complaints at all, everything was perfect!

    JosephUnited States of America, 
  • Perfect
    9.8

    Quiet beachfront rooms, well-maintained and relaxing. Nice amenities like sunscreen, beach towels, and a mini library. Friendly hosts and helpful staff. Convenient location near the airport and Simpson Bay.

    BenjaminUnited States of America, 
  • Great
    8.4

    Great beach location, secure parking, well-stocked kitchen, helpful staff, peaceful and relaxing.

    Nothing bad to say.

    BruceUnited States of America, 
  • Very good
    7.6

    Great view and location right by the beach, perfect for a relaxing getaway. Helpful staff. Secure parking.

    Shared balcony with limited privacy. No smoking allowed on the property.

    DavidUnited States of America, 
  • Great
    8.6

    We loved our stay at this beachfront hotel. The location is perfect, with many restaurants within walking distance on the beach, and it is close to Simpson Bay town center. The hotel facilities were great, with 8 large rooms directly on the beach. The view from our room was amazing, and the hotel staff was friendly and helpful. We also enjoyed the cleanliness of the rooms and the convenience of parking on the premises.

    Nothing, it is perfect.

    HughUnited States of America, 
  • Perfect
    9.8

    This cozy guest house is a perfect location close to restaurants, stores, and the beautiful beach. The rooms offer stunning views and are equipped with ample storage for swimsuits. The staff goes above and beyond to ensure a pleasant stay, with knowledgeable housekeepers providing great recommendations. The mini library and fresh flowers add nice touches to the room.

    Smoking is not allowed on the property.

    GeorgeUnited States of America, 
  • Great
    8.8

    The location was ideal, with a variety of restaurants and shops nearby. It was so close to the airport, making it convenient for travelers. Being right on the beach allowed for stunning views and easy access to the ocean. The staff provided exceptional service, going above and beyond to ensure a comfortable stay.

    Smoking was not allowed on the property, which may be inconvenient for smokers.

    NoahUnited States of America, 
  • Perfect
    9.2

    The hotel is brand new and well-maintained. The beach is secluded, often all to ourselves. The adorable hotel dog came to play with us every day. Cherry, the manager, is extremely helpful. Minutes to Simpson Bay town center with lots of restaurants and nightlife.

    Felt truly spoilt, no complaints whatsoever.

    MattUnited States of America, 
  • Great
    8.6

    The hotel is located directly on the beach, offering breathtaking views from all eight spacious rooms. The cleanliness of the hotel and its facilities were exceptional. We were pleased to find convenient parking on the premises and appreciated the easy transportation access. The hotel's location was perfect, as it was within walking distance to a variety of restaurants and stores in Simpson Bay town center.

    Couldn't fault.

    RichardUnited States of America, 
  • Great
    8.2

    I was lucky enough to find the perfect spot for my vacation at the Horny Toad Guest House. From the moment I arrived, I was greeted with a warm welcome and helpful information about the area. The location was ideal, close to restaurants and markets. The room had everything I needed, including a kitchen which was a great convenience. But the best part was the breathtaking view from the balcony and the peaceful private beach. I highly recommend this hotel for an amazing and unforgettable experience.

    MikeUnited States of America, 
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